Jokes: How much do you drink?

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A couple is perched on their entryway patio, getting a charge out of the past due warm climate, when the spouse swings to her better half and asks, "Nectar, what amount do you drink?"

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The spouse answers "Well I'd say a normal of 3 brews per day."

She proceeds, "And what amount do you spend?"

"I figure including the tip it's $5 per."

She at that point asks, "To what extent have you been drinking?"

"Gracious it must be around 20 years now."

She contemplates for a minute, at that point says, "alright, so 15 times 365 times 20 is $109,500. You could have purchased a plane at this point in the event that you'd never drank!"

Somewhat irritated at this, the spouse stays noiseless for a few minutes, previously asking, "My dear, what amount do you drink?"

Confused, the spouse reacts, "You know I don't drink!"

"At that point where the fuck is your plane?"

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8go2n5/how_much_do_you_drink/

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