Dear Mysterious Night Walking Remote
I dont know how to say this gently, let me be frank here you are stressing me out!
Every night when everyone is asleep you know it's only you and my phone i got as a friend to watch a movie but you always vanish or cause one problem or another not letting me make use of you, even slipping between the cushions, hard to find you.
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You leave me searching for you like a heart broken lover in a dramatic Korea scene, the other day, it was battery problems in the middle of the night i went all over town to look for battery so that you could be my best friend that night but to no vail i couldn't even find a shop that open or sell battery i gave up the night!
The next morning I woke up hoping to carry you along to find a battery, but I couldn’t find you i lifted pillows, crawling on the floor, checking under chairs, asking the universe questions like:
Why would you leave me?”
“Was it something I pressed?”
“Did I click ‘volume up’ too many times?
All I just wanted to do is just to get new battery's just so you could be my friend or do you have a secret lover elsewhere why are you hurting me so badly!
Dear Remote Listen
I know being in my hand all day must be exhausting.
I know you are the one in charge of controlling the TV. Not all commands can be executed on the TV.
Maybe it's the midnight you wanted to rest due to the heavy responsibility you make yourself invincible during the time of need maybe you just want a break from all my Netflix watching or screencast.
Just maybe but I want you to understand this. You have been a part of my household for as long as I could remember and always serve me well each night when you are being used in the morning the only time to use is at night so please my heart whisper to see you once more.
I’ll stop dropping you.
I’ll stop blaming you when batteries die.
I’ll even clean your buttons with gentle love.
Just… don’t disappear on me every midnight.
Or at least leave a note.
Or glow a little so I know where you’re hiding.
Until then, I will keep searching for you every night, every cushion, every corner because somehow, in the chaos of your disappearing act…
You’ve become something I can’t live without.
Sincerely,
You're tired, confused, loyal human.
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