Googlyeyes: Peter the Gatekeeper

It's been awhile since my previous #googlyeyes, and as this isn't one in the public space, I'm not expecting a whole lot of bonus points, but I'd like you to meet

Peter, the Gatekeeper:

Always alert, always on point, he is, Peter, our family's bathroom-gatekeeper:

I was ready to leave the bathroom, but Peter stopped me:

- "So, did you brush your teeth?"
- "Yeah, I did, Peter, thanks for asking!"
- "Did you floss them?"
- "You know I hate that flossing-thing, Peter..."
- "Tut. Tut. Floss them first."

...

- "Allright, they're flossed, look, I wanna g..."
- "Mouthwash?"
- "Dammit, Pete."

...

- "Okay, Peter, I've brushed, flossed, mouthwashed, thanks for looking out for us!"
- "Hold on, are your ears clean?"
- "Alright, that's enough, Peter, you know what? Shut up."

Thanks to @fraenk, @googlyeyes, @googlybot and @googlyprize for organizing this @googlymadness!