This is hilarious.
"If you'd join the Dark Side you'd gain the power to prevent your loved ones from dying."
"What are you talking about? Sand can't die. It's inorganic material. I don't need the Dark Side. Sand helps me stay calm and grounded, shielding me from your manipulative games."
"Um, shit. Well, entire plan to overthrow the republic and the Jedi council gone. Carry on."
