"I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it." - Bill Murray I have no idea if Bill Murray actually said this but it sounds like something he would

When u see your homie light up a blunt with the lighter u lost a week ago. We all have that one friend...the jerk. Eventually I stopped letting them even touch my lighters. They can smoke with matches

A long, sad chapter of the drug war is brought to a close when they finally arrest Marijuana. NOOOOOO! You bastards!!! FREE MARIJUANA! FREE MARIJUANA! One person's shit post is another person's entertainment.

I have a pleasure room. Do you want to see it? Yes. Yes, I do. One person's shit post is another person's entertainment. - John Locke

There is nothing like smoking weed after a long day of smoking weed. This and a Netflix/Pizza binge is all me. One person's shit post is another person's entertainment. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When you hit the bong too hard and you can't hold it. All OG smokers been there. Hit so hard you almost feel like you're buzz was killed then that buzz rolls right back in. One person's shit post is another

What I see. What my weed sees. One person's shit post is another person's entertainment. - Friedrich Nietzsche

I don't. I let that stanky danky stand out.

I wonder if Hanna and Barbera smoked weed.

Sometimes you have to ask yourself the real deep questions about life.

And don't act like you aren't glad they're there.

Here is a good tip on how to make sure people can't tell you're stoned. If you don't want people to be able to tell you're high... ...never let them see you not high.

I will say it time and time again!

Jim Carrey's face says it best.

Scientists say marijuana lowers you body temperature.... ...in other words, smoking pot does make you cool. Stoner Logic 101

That first hit after a long day of work. ] We have all been there.

Feelin you get when you have weed We all been there ;)

Be careful, marijuana may cause : intelligent though, peacefulness, bliss, love and the feeling of openness with your surroundings.

I had two bowls for breakfast. One was cereal.

9 out of 10 stoners recommend weed... ...the last 1 forgot what we were talking about.