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HEY, WHATS IS GOING ON WITH THE EMPLOYEE TRACKING SYSTEM?!? I WAS LEAVING THE BATHROOM WHEN IT CALLED ME A GRUBBY ANIMAL.AND TOLD ME TO WASH MY HANDS!
DID YOU?
DID I WHAT?
you know... WASH YOUR HANDS.
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I REALLY DONT SEE HOW THATS RELEVANT
AHEM JUST STEEP SLOWLY OUT OFMY OFFICE AND TOUCH NOTHING, OTHERWISEN YOU GET A DATE WITH A SUPER-SOAKER FULL OF PURELL ...

OK, I translated it to understand ...
Now I can laugh out loud. LOL

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