Ho-Ho-Ho!
Merry Christmas!
All the blessings you cant think of, Human! But I am not going into that chimney for you. It would leave a stain or two on my perfect coat. See that little dark spot? It's my birthmark and it has the only right to keep me company.
Camera Settings:
Aperture F 4; Shutter Speed 1/400 of a second; Light Sensitivity ISO 200; Focal Length 200 mm.
Camera Model:
Canon EOS 30D with a 70-200 4 L zoom lens.
From my lofty position upon the roof tiles I can see how naive it would be for you to expect me to make an effort in order to satisfy your irrational wishes. A miniature train that goes round and round on a rigged track among miniature houses? Curious. Yet, totally useless. A bicycle? Now, that's greedy. Vain. Useless. Why would you even think I would...Useless, totally useless. To me. No, I wouldn't ride in a pretty basket like some bag of vegetables, quite useless in their own right.
What should I expect? After all, you're governed by these emotions and other thinking malfunctions so typical to your kind. One would suppose that in my presence you would have rubbed onto some cold and calculating logic, the only method practical and applicable to situations that I don't expect you could perceive in full and analyze properly. You're still dependent on me for...
Oh, wait, what's that? Milk and cookies?
Coming right down.
Now that's a useful human...
Peace and Happiness, though!
Yours,
Manol