Napa Valley Winery Now Hiring.

Competitive wages, free healthcare, free education, free housing, free transportation*. If this sounds like an opportunity you'd like to pursue the 15th-wealthiest member of the United States Congress would like to hear from you.

Beatifically adorned working environment with free access to swimming, tennis, and golf. Mucha Cerveza* !!

Head on Out West and begin living your dream, like everyone else.

*Transportation only to/from local polling place.
*Cerveza limitada a los créditos laborales obtenidos por votar correctamente.

See you Soon ! - Te veo pronto !