You finally get an elderly parent to use their voice to search for things and launch apps because typing shit is...
QUAINT!!!!
So! You are... pretty God Damn proud of yourself aren't you pumpkin. Yep, the old ones are happily using their tech without arthritic hands and blurry vision getting in the way AND....
Along comes Google already embroiled in scandal at a time when all the tech giants are losing users and standing before congressional hearings trying very hard to explain data mining and censoring groups that may lean a smidgeon to the right and just like that, NANNA is back to using her thumbs and squinting at the screen....
WHY???
Google has just dropped Assistant on us. Sorry, Ma...