What's my craziest drug experience?
I can’t remember at the moment but i’ll share the first one that comes to mind.
So I was about 14 or 15 and I went to a friends house as he’d revealed to me that he’d got some mushrooms somehow. Once we got to his house we were getting ready to prepare them, probably smoked some weed and sat around talking pretty much…
Then his mum asked us to go down the road and buy some bread before we consume the mushrooms, we nodded our heads and agreed but yeah, fuck that.
So we brewed the mushrooms into a tea and skol our tea and head off to get the bread hoping to be back before it kicked in.
So first thing that happens is we had to pass a bridge to get to the dairy (place where you buy shit like bread, cigs etc.) I remember there was so much mist and fog it looked pretty cool. Once we’d crossed the bridge we decided it’d be a good idea to veer off into a bush and begin to play final fantasy seven, don’t know how this occured was sort of a silent understanding, he began to slice up trees with his arm (probably flax or old bamboo) and I of course made the battle music noises with my mouth.
Don’t know how long we were there for but eventually we made our way out of the bush and continued on our way, can’t remember what happened but we ended up at the dairy, great time to get the bread and head back.
So we got some mountain dew and some bread, we ate all the bread of course except the crusty bits, we were smart enough to save that. We returned home pretty late I guess because my friends mum started raging like an animal and beating him violently while i clutched the mountain dew and bag of two bread heels, he looked at me and concluded it’d be a good time for me to go, I nodded my head in confusion and headed off down the street.
Some time passed and I came to the realization that I was walking the streets and had no idea what I was doing or wtf was going on, got a bit frightened so I decided to go to the place where I used to wait for the school bus home every day, wasn’t too far away.
Somehow I managed to ring my mum and she came to pick me up, but something sorta funny happened between then I guess. I was standing at this carpark place at the foot of a hill, hard to describe sorry. There were some people walking down the road like quite a distance from me, as in I was standing in a carpark and they were on the foot path, I for some reason yelled out “hey” and held my hand up ‘casually’ they looked pretty concerned and started walking over towards me which was pretty scary, they asked with concern what I wanted, I just stuttered that I was just saying hi, lol. Anyway they looked pretty disturbed and headed on their way.
Mum picked me up, whatever got home everything should be all g now. It was at this point trapped in my room that I began to realize “wait wtf actually going on is this a dream or reality” yeah pretty binary bullshitty 14 year old thoughts, but I tried to solve this to the best of my ability by chewing on a red candle, sorta worked and brought me back to reality a little more.
Some time passed of me freaking out trying to figure out a plan on how to return to reality (whatever the fuck that meant) I started cackling to myself in how fucking obvious it was, I just had to go onto the computer and have someone tell me it was reality! I booted up this game that can only be explained as an autistic time sink SS13 (The official website for Space Station 13) and began to frantically mash into the chat box “IS THIS REAL” “IS THIS REALITY?” “PLEASE SOMEONE ANSWER ME!”
All it took was one humble guy to reply “yes, this is reality” and thank god, I suddenly felt all the hallucinogenic effects wash away from my body and I was suddenly sober as fuck, no idea how that works pretty sure that ain’t scientifically viable but whatever we’ll go with it.
Now that I think about it that’s probably a more milder experience, but it’s amusing none the less to me because of how innocent I was in regards to drugs and such. Shoulda probs written a dark and exciting meth tale though.
Also relevant my friends mum totally looked like this
So what about you guys? Tell me in the comments what your craziest experience with drugs are.
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