Onesie News!

Now for something completely different! Seriously though, we give you the straight dope on current events, in a onesie.

Topics:

1. Trump firing Mueller?

2. Millennials ruining everything?

3. Save the cute Chilean (güiña) kitty cats!
   http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-42738079

4. The rarest of Pepes, on auction!
   https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/ev57p4/i-went-to-the-first-live-auction-for-rare-pepes-on-the-blockchain