I know the sky is falling, I’m old-crazy!
This is the image that came into my mind when I read that:
Uhh, the 'late to the birthday' part of the rant made me almost spit out my coffee bwa hahahaaa :) Glad you're keeping your beautiful sense of dark humour through all life is throwing at you!
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