Get you a wife who can unashamedly fart loud enough you can hear it in the next room. This according to my husband, anyway. :-D

While updating my resume I reached into the bag of Starbursts I have beside me and pulled out exactly one serving. This is definitely going onto my "Special Skills" section! :-P

I have a history of not taking the best Department Of Motor Vehicles state ID pictures. My last picture wasn't so bad (that I can remember). But the one before that the picture I took made me look high.

Today I........ Lost a job I hadn't started yet Our car began making an unsettling noise on the highway and had to be taken to the mechanic Our internet died because it rained 3 drops in 5 hours (and is

**FTC Disclaimer: All products mentioned were purchased by me. This is not a sponsored post. Favorite things. Oprah Winfrey made this concept famous by devoting one show a year to her favorite things and

As I was taking a soak in the bathtub this evening, I noticed I was joined by a couple fruit flies. "Honey! There are fruit flies in the bathtub! This feature was NOT on the resort brochure! I think

Last night my husband and I went to his mothers new apartment to help her unpack. She mentioned that this apartment had a hot water tank that when it was turned on, it sounded like someone shot a bullet.

Regarding your surprise visit yesterday, I have a few thoughts. I know you didn't realize this, but I have a rule about answering the door when I'm home alone. I don't. Unless you call me first. And if

Either it is time for dinner or I just interrupted some sort of comittee meeting! :-D

I've wanted to upload this story sooner than today, but our oldest cat has been sick and after a trip to the vet yesterday it was determined she needs dental surgery. So it's gonna be a fun next couple

The following post comes from my blog and the original can be found here: At the original upload of this blog post (in 2015), our oldest cat was an 11-year-old American shorthair named Cathy Cat. She would

The following entry was originally uploaded on my blog in December of 2015, the same week that Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiered. You can read the original entry here: Well kids, it seems that with

Growing up in the midwest, there is a certain time of year, namely winter, where you get up before the sun and have to leave for work or school before the sun is up. When I was in high school, I had to

The following is a blog post I wrote in 2015. The original can be found here: Let's talk about hair. Specifically the hair on parts of your body that you want to remain smooth as a baby's bum. It's not

Part two of our trashcan saga is below. Part 2 takes place two months after Part 1. You can read the original here: Argh! I just hung up the phone after having to make an awkward phone call. So, awhile

My next two posts will feature a few stories I wrote back in March of 2015 regarding drama we were having regarding out trash can. Enjoy! (I am thankful to also report we have seemed to turn a corner in

Today's entry comes from my blog. The original entry from 2015 can be read here: So today I woke up to our youngest cat standing on my midsection and looking down at me. She was singing the song of her

In my bio above I mention how we threw a bat mitzvah for our cat on her 13th birthday. Today I decided to share that story that was originally on my blog. Enjoy! (The original blog entry can be found here:

The other day I read a great post by @meesterboom about the pitfalls of riding on public transportation (you can find it here: ) and it reminded me of something I had written on my blog about 2 years ago.

I recently realized I needed to add more cranberry juice to my diet. So, uh, does this count? :-P