News is just coming in that Alexandria Occasional Cortex was offered the job of the Vice Presidency in the upcoming elections.
After several private meetings with Joe Biden, AOC was eventually passed over for Kamala Harris instead.
When Joe was questioned about his decision, He said, "Something just didn't smell right..."
Despite Kamala getting the job, there have been murmurings that she isn't happy about the situation in the democrat party.
"I'm not one to complain about much, except for everything," She said, "But his (joe's) campaign is going nowhere. I'm very frustrated."
After hearing of M Harris's whining, and based on the private meetings Joe held with her - he sent her a present.
"Maybe this will help ease her frustrations", He said in a tweet.
In other news...
A highly respected economics and philosophy professor from Harvard held an open air debate with a free market, non commie, sane person.
The sane person asked "Taxation is philosophically, morally, and intellectually indefensible and theft is not acceptable in a society ruled by law, how can you then defend the principle of taxation? Reconcile."
After mulling over the question for several hours, while sipping on a soy latte, the professor didn't answer directly, but felt it best to respond in mime as the best way to communicate her answer.
The professor also added "If you can't see why taxation is not theft, then you are, like, really dumb.
How many letters do you have, after your name? I'm a fucking expert, I am!"
She then hurriedly left the debate for a prior appointment - She had to go and buy some beach front property in Kansas for 'like, a really good price'.
While not confirmed, it's believed that her parting words to the lefty crowd were, "fuck you, commies, I'm gonna be landowner soon!'