I think you've totally missed the point.

Framing 'left -right' paradigms illustrates a belief of the narrative.
The narrative dished out by politicians, media, and academics.

There is no left-right.

There are pro authoritarians, and pro libertarians

Pro authoritarians are on a losing argument from the off, as the very construct of an authority creates an ongoing battle of paradox's(as your post points out very well).
And, as your post also points out - in regards to liberty - your rights stop when they come into with my contact my nose.

The cosmic joke is that all of this, is nothing but a facade.

Pro authoritarian mindsets have been built up (over generations) through a drip-drip of psychological techniques.
First to replace the feeling of being alive, with 'safety first'.
The 'seat belt' scenario is a perfect example of this.

The 'safety first'-ers want everyone to wear a seat belt.
The liberty minded individuals want to decide for themselves.

In the long run, liberty will win out, because it the natural state of man.
'Safety first' mentally among populations, is an authoritarians wet dream .

'Safety first' mentality only works while there is an order to society, and order always breaks down.
The paradigms are cyclical as for everyone wants some degree of safety, but not everyone wants top down imposed safety.

Where we are now in the world, is the end of the 'ultra safety' cycle.

Enough people are brainwashed now - through several decades of decadence (and cultural Marxism) to think this top down draconian state of affairs will hold, (keeping them safe through more and more legislation).

It cannot hold of course, for the very mechanism which enabled the masses to be brainwashed, will collapse under it's own weight of 'forever tightening springs' of paradox's.

The turmoil we see now comes from fear.
Fear from the 'safety first' group - as they see happening right now, what they fear most - A world without other people telling them what to do ( for their own safety).

At the end of the day it will not help, as nature's rhythms will win out.
But it will be fought for - tooth and claw - in an attempt to maintain it.

Decentralization, (and decay), and more autonomy to the individual, is the next part of the cycle.

This will lead to much less safety, and in the creation of this new 'free-er'paradigm, it will once again have people clamoring for more safety, and 'the desire for order' will once more become the societal ambition.

And on and on it goes...A never ending balancing act, but ultimately, order ceases.
It has to.
Universe and science, and all that.