My sources have confirmed to me that this is most definitely you....(photo taken, 58 seconds ago)

....and that you're trying to use misdirection for some reason .. (a most laudable strategy when used by the independent thinker).

You will - most certainly - be getting a load of my juice !
(not sure when, don't pressure me, man)

POB needs people like you ! (and you can bring your hedge along as well, if you like..)