1.Some people marry because they feel love. Others marry to have sex, or else their religious beliefs will make them feel guilty.
2.Nobody’s ever fully satisfied till they’ve been dead a few days!
3.If you’re too fast for people, they’ll assume you’re slow.
4.Most of us are so insensitive that we’ll judge the starving homeless fella while our stomachs are full.
5.Because “common sense ain’t common,” the “winners” in life simply have a larger dose of common sense.
6.Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die for the free trip!
7.We can’t learn much from someone we agree with all the time.
8.The extraordinary people in life simply went the “extra” mile.
9.Because “beliefs” are usually conclusions reached by people who are too lazy to think for themselves, it’s safe to say—there’s only a handful of truly “free thinkers” in the world.
10.Adults are nothing but children with responsibilities. Hence, aside from work—we’re all childish!
11.Children instinctively gravitate to gentle souls and avoid the cruel ones.
12.Life is all in how you look at it, and most people are wired to “look at it” thru negative lenses.
13.The smarter a man is, the less he talks.
14.The word “shy” is a nickname for low self-esteem.
15.You’ll know you’re “successful” when people start to insult your intelligence. How? They’ll suddenly be nicer to you for no apparent reason.
16.“Saints are born from the womb of sinners. Comedians learn to tell jokes from sorrow. The yin vomited out the yang. Life is a slow death!” —Genius Turner
17.The handful of people who stand-out from the crowd had to first stand-in isolation.
18.If Einstein correctly defined “insanity” as “doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results,” well, clearly—most of us can use a good shrink.
19.Last but not least, everyone successful at some point had to accept: You might as well be yourself, dahling, because everyone else is already taken.
