Half stumbles up the stairs to the stage, clutching my chest in disbelief
"Oh My God!" I half screech breathlessly. "I can't believe i won!" even though i know my production company spent about 50 million on press leading up to this event...and now i have to be shocked and surprised...just like i was last week at the Emmys and the week before at the...sigh...whatever it was that week...but Here i am, standing in front of thousands, viewed my millions...wanting nothing more than to crawl under a rock and die...Time to go to work
"I want to thank my AMAZING co-stars and God for allowing me to lead this wonderful life..."

Sigh

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