First of all, no offer is made in any of the above scenarios that the purchaser will actually make money from their investment

The kid paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for a college education has certainly been told they will be able to at least double their ROI.

Feel free to contact the FTC or the...

Ok, ok, I get that you're upset, but you should be able to get at least most of your "cash" investment back after the 13 week cool-down.

Maybe you lose 10%? It's no riskier than investing in stock-market-securities.

I know people who lost $30,000.00 (and more) when Washington Mutual Bank was dissolved.

WTF is the FTC doing about that?!