I make a habit of not being too uppity when trying out a new cafe. In fact, I’ll deliberately make less effort with the staff in my first visit to a cafe than I normally would in order to seem like I’m

Table Gap is basically the same as Thigh Gap but with tables instead of thighs. Let’s start again. The second someone gets on a crowded train they’re already planning how to minimise the pain of getting

Whenever I see people in regular clothes running in the street my mind instantly races at the possibilities. Are they running from or towards someone? Trying to catch a tram or simply running late to a

You’d be surprised just how many people are floating around at 6am looking for coffee or breakfast. People are working harder and longer these days and I’ve got the proof: about 6 years ago I used to catch

I once heard someone important say the following… “Fear is the surest indicator that what you’re about to do might just be great” and I really internalised it. Well I never really acted on it personally

I once heard someone important say the following… “Fear is the surest indicator that what you’re about to do might just be great” and I really internalised it. Well I never really acted on it personally

I once heard someone important say the following… “Fear is the surest indicator that what you’re about to do might just be great” and I really internalised it. Well I never really acted on it personally

When I was 18 months old I contracted a cool infection which led to something cool called Third Nerve Palsy (or Oculomotor Neuropathy when I want to feel like Patch Adams), which resulted in cool damage

To be honest when I started writing today I wasn’t that grateful for laundromats. They seemed like an uninspired solution to an uninspiring problem, and I still largely feel that way. As the price of white

Take the following with a grain of salt because I think most jobs are weird, but I couldn’t think of anything worse than being a massage therapist. Every opening of the door marks the entrance of the next

I love old school removalists. Well I’m not sure if I actually like them or if I just like them compared to the new breed of hot-shots flooding the marketplace with their boyish good looks and (usually

Some waiters take the piss. Seriously. They amble over to your table like Snoop Dogg, take a seat next to you and proceed to act like a randy teen trying to get to second base at the local drive-in. No

There are things in life that take a little bit of extra work up front that potentially save you a lot of time and trouble down the road, and I like to count double-knots as one of them. An extra 3 seconds

The previous tenant at my place was a Scientologist and I’ve been receiving her mail for the past month or so, and while I’ve been pretty diligent at returning mail from other senders the Scientology ones

What exactly is the allure of street art? This question has plagued me for a few years now, and when I say “plagued me” I mean I’ve committed 10 seconds of my attention towards it about 8 times in the

Toy Soldiers was a 1991 film starring basically nobody except for Louis Gossett Jnr, whose shiny bald head played a minor role. It’s one of those films you assume everyone has seen but in reality only