I've been a little pedantic about their word choices for listing our property.

Oh dear, that sounds exactly like me a couple of months ago!
I honestly believe the seller knows their property's strong points and agents need to take cognisance of that.

What...rustic! and "self-sufficient"!
Some English lessons, please Miss Riverflows! Sustainable way better. It sounds so lovely. I'm sure after you did your staging you must have felt like stopping the sale, but no, you need to be closer to the ocean!

That stunning counter top for sure is very sleek and contemporary, not rustic at all! Your property sounds gorgeous.

I had to do my own staging twice, first for the agent but I still wasn't happy with the photos. A friend's brother is a real estate photographer in another city, but came down for his daughter's wedding and offered his services free of charge. What a difference!

We got another agent onboard, added new photos online, and suddenly we had people coming to view and my house was sold three days after she joined!
My house should be registered in the new owner's name very soon.

Good luck with your sale River, and with the move to the new home. So exciting 🙌