Since I was 14 years old, I have hopped back and forth between a vegetarian and omnivore diet more times than a tennis ball has in a match at Wimbledon.

This made me laugh. It's a novel worthy sentence.

You also made me curious whether corn dogs are actually made of whale meat. That reminds me of an uncle once telling us ( kids ) that frikadellen ( a Dutch meaty delicacy / snack eaten with mayo ) were intestines filled with left over meat ( the stuff butchers usually throw away ). I stopped eating those snacks for a long, long time.

This is an interesting journey and I still play the tennis ball in it ( for now ). I love oat meal though and tend to drink both cow milk and non dairy milk.

Big hug!