While walking down Hollywood Blvd last night I saw Elvis putting cream and sugar in his coffee
Elvis then notices there is another Elvis at the same coffee shop and says, "Yer looking' good tonight my brother!"
"Elvis, do you mind helping me with my cape?"
"Be glad to, Elvis."
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
Simultaneously:
"I'm not trying to be sexy. It's just my way of expressing myself when I move around."
