this minnow will gladly chomp your flavor.

i've been looking forward to getting taxed up the ass since i first heard of dCity. i bought 800 SIM to get a single card (thank god i didn't pay 4 HIVE!) in an effort to figure out what the hell the game was about and now i'm making 0.01 SIM a day, like a boss. can't wait to see what fresh hells await me with more variables to juggle.

but there's only one way to find out....and that's where you come in.