My love for food have once lead me to three days toilet marathon. Being a foodie at times come with a price and that price might be expensive.
When I was still young, I was about twelve to thirteen years then, my love for food is unexplainable because any food I see is my favorite.
It happens that my sister's friend is having a birthday party and as a birthday girl best friend my sister need to be there and she asked me to tag along.
We are there before the party started, setting the venue and monitoring the food is what my sister and I are doing. The birthday girl was upstairs doing her makeup and all.
I've not been to her house before so I was curious to see the interior of the house so I told my sister that I want to ease myself in other to satisfy my curiosity.
Truth be told, the house was beautiful and I took my time to admire the beauty. During my in quest to satisfy my curiosity. I came across the place they put all the food and I said to myself that I must have a taste of everything.
Well to cut the long story short, I make sure I tasted at least four food before I left the party and when I get home I started an after party which is stooling.
Before it is morning, I visited toilet for more than six times. it reach a time I decided to wait in the toilet maybe another one will come and I dosed off, when I wake up I've already used more than thirty minutes so I went back to sleep.
When the day break I told my sister that I was stooling and her first question is what did you eat at the party last night because she knows me and I told her I didn't eat much that I first eat semo and after that they asked me if I need something else and I request for jollof rice with fried rice.
I actually request for it because of chicken so I ate it to my satisfaction. Not long later I saw someone eating salad and it is my first time seeing it.
When I see how they are enjoying it I decided to have a taste of it so I went to collect my own. It is the first time I'm eating it so I couldn't make out how it taste but all the same I must eat it and I eat everything.
After like an hour of putting everything in my stomach, my stomach started running marathon but I didn't read much to it but later it started another sound like thunder that is when I know I am done for, I almost stool on my heel. I rushed to the toilet holding my bum with one and try to open the to the toilet with the second hand but the door refused to open.
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I almost cry when I see that there is someone in the toilet and not done yet, I started Michael Jackson dance, immediately the person come out I don't even wait for her to come out fully, I just push her and release everything in the toilet and it like that and I happened to spent my night in the toilet and I think it's good because it helps me flush out all the bad experience from the party.
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