If we could turn back time....

Well of course I know him. He's me

Applying to colleges and waiting months to hear back....

When you’re on a crime-related subreddit and you point out that the criminal’s shirt had the Sonic logo on it

Eugenics anyone?

When desperation hits

Exactly what I think when my phone rings.

**Cough cough** my wife

They couldn’t just stop at Russia

They are suffering

Closure

Girls like guys with talents

finally, a genius

Chocolates give some women a buzz.

Winter times

Finally place that caters to my needs

Ouchie that’s some bone hurting juice

That actually took a lot more effort

*S U R V I V E*

Valentine's Day Tip