I made this flippant parody thing over eight years ago (first posted in October of 2009). Cowboy Clyde is still a bit of a statist, but he means well. And at least he can see that something is horribly wrong.
Warning: this video has been known to annoy or offend uber-patriots. And that's another good reason to post it to Dtube. Bit of trivia: I wrote and recorded the whole song, as a sudden random idea, in a cabin in the woods, in a couple of hours. The video took longer.
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