lol I suppose that actually would be valuable information to you.
I might hold you to that, hold your breath under water the glacier water for 125 seconds. It would be entertaining to me at least. I'm sure you could do it but I bet after you would fly out of there like a bat out of hell wanting to EMA everything in sight to warm up!
I wouldn't do this to you but ever heard of the "polar bear dip"? if not research it. It's a thing in Canada generally to raise money for charities.
RE: Canadian Rockies: Chasing waterfalls, unicorns and rainbows in Jasper National Park