I have one that really burns me, probably a bit selfish tho. But I think I'm allowed. My birthday falls in the middle of all these workplace Christmas parties that nobody really wants to go to to hangout with people they feel already spend too much time with so the times I tried to have a birthday party it was an epic fail as everyone attends their workplace party. Maybe people don't want to hang out cause I'm not that fun I dunno, that's cool and all but the same ppl patronize me as to why I never celebrate my birthday... Because of people like them, that's why. So now I'm stubborn and I don't attend their shit they invite me to anymore either...and then wonder why I don't show up to their shit.
Aside from that, puppies and kittens shouldn't be on socks or signing Christmas songs. 
Have a good vacay! It's going to feel good to have a break!
A good hilarious way to clear up that dichotomy is to imagine what picture you would put if you could send these socks anonymously to people you don't particularly like or like to mess with ( I mean if you could put ANY picture)...Sometimes my twisted imagination takes me to some funny places.
RE: December's dichotomy