Haha poor bike looks like something I would have owned when I was 7 years old, it almost held up from the sounds of it! I was once in a beauty pageant for harley davidson and bikers, part of the challenge was to embarrass ourselves in a 3 task challenge, the first one was to ride around the bar with a tiny bike (maybe a bit smaller, plus I'm tall and had 4 inch high heels) but without the training wheels and had to stop at different locations to take a bunch of shots so by the time we get to the final destination we would be pretty drunk riding a tiny bike. It's actually pretty hard to ride a tiny bike.