The JD court case makes me think of this one line from a Scroobius Pip song all about Johnny. It's called The Struggle and the line in question is "If you caught me red handed you'd probably think it's sigmata." Amusingly this song released the same year that JD and AT got together.

FWIW I am on team Johnny and I do hope that domestic abuse against men starts to get more light. Same with suicide in men, depression, etc. Where I am there's studies on why young women of this region commit suicide at alarming rates, but no study on why the men of this region are dying more often by it.... We "woked" the wheel so hard to the left we're not even on the road anymore. We're in the ditch and headed for a bog!

P.S. That subtle way you said to network "I associate thoughts of you with shit coming out of my ass" was so fucking funny I spent a good 5 minutes chuckling about that as I made my coffee.