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Get your favourite authors, favourite authors. Hey Everyone, I've got something a little different for you today... I hope you like it as much as I do. Recommended Users to Follow Tool Ooh pretty, but...

Hey Everyone! While I was putting together my last post of my favourite programming memes of the week I did a little house keeping and realised that along with all the great memes I've also aquired quite

JOKE: A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners

Q: What is the best thing about booleans?... A: When you get them wrong, your only off by a bit! I'm still here! Woah!... So I have been stuck in an infinite loop of stress and dead lines for a while and

This is a poem about a friend that I owe the world to that was kind & caring. A friend who is lost that I miss every day. I cried this morning. I cried the entire hiway home And I've been crying for

Q: What do computers and air conditioners have in common? A:They both become useless when you open windows! Hi All, So once more I'm back with my weekly dose of humour to help keep you sane. Enjoy! Hope

OK, So I just read this post Why We Don't Use The Term "Steemer" I have used the term Steemers multiple times. I remember originally thinking it sounded a bit like I was greeeting an old-age

This is a peom I wrote to my wife shortly after we initially moved in together . We had just found out she was pregnant so she was freaking out a bit and I wanted to calm her nerves so I wrote her this

Hi All! When you debug code you require a sense of humour in order to stay sane. I figured you could use a laugh, So here are my favourite programming memes of the week. Large Image Hope you enjoyed them.

How fishy are you? Which clan do you belong to? Hi Steemers! I've been really busy the last week and havn't posted in a while but I finally found a gap last night and added a new tool to SteemPixel.com

Hi All!, I've had a rough day planning the dev for an internal system rewrite that is going to consume atleast the next 6 months of my life so I turned to my trusty folder of memes that I rated good enough

Hi All, After the unfortunate failure last week on my attempt to record post views using a tracking pixel. I am proud to announce that I have re-purposed SteemPixel.com. I have added a few utilities that

Hi Steemers, Once more here is a repost of one of my more popular articles from medium.com [original article]. Turning code to cash — How to make money as a Web Developer and live to tell the tale. So

Hi All, Unfortunatley I have to announce that steempixel.com is a fail when it comes to tracking views. The tracking pixel and software works correctly but unfortunatley img1.steemit.com has a very aggressive

Hey Steemers! There are only a few features (or lack there of) that bug on steemit.com and the two that I find really irksome are that the editors toolbar is not in a fixed position and that there is no

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Hey Steamers... It's been a while since my last post. I've been really busy but I have finally forced myself to sit down and format this post for you. The article below is long (16 minute read) - but it

Learning to program is challenging. Aside from choosing a language or setting up a development environment that you know nothing about, there are thousands of articles and tutorials out there that quite

Hello Steamers! My name is Kurt and I like to write code. (And this is what I look like when I am asked to dress neatly in black for a company photo) As mentioned above I am a programmer - which essentially