While many believe that money doesn't buy happiness...

Sounds like something the poors would say. It may not buy me happiness, but it can buy me time. Time > money.

It took me until adulthood to figure out what "meaningful" was. While there's a few definitions, I'm just absolutely sick of doing things that equate to little more than making some person a fuck ton of money. That's not a life well spent. That said, should I not be able to do something meaningful, I'll try to maximize my income, because I can get a whole lot of joy just being with my kids.

Unfortunately for my wife however - I can't make everything 10% larger.
10% isn't enough to help me. I need some crypto type gainz in that department. Could you imagine if it followed the market? Wake up to take a leak and you're like fuck, my investments bro. The markets would be very predictable.