I have visions of her stabbing it directly into my heart with all the gusto and force of someone harpooning a bloody whale and I wonder what that might feel like but she assures me she'll probably not do that.
Lol yeah don't do that.

Cowboy the fuck up bro.
I like this guy.

Anyway, I'm a paramedic. At first I was thinking this was epinephrine. In that case, always stab your self. You don't even have to take the pants off if the needle is long enough But this looks like a setup for sterile water and glucagon. If that's the case, first off, the stuff works pretty slowly compared to D50. You definitely don't want to do an intramuscular injection with D50 as it will undoubtedly cause tissue necrosis. Nasty stuff. I mean, I've had decent luck and similar speed with oral glucose. (Plus it's cheap comparatively.

BUT for you my needle-averse friend, if it does happen to be glucagon that you're after, they make a 3mg intranasal version. I think it's more expensive (unfortunate because glucagon is already expensive at least here in the states). You only have to shoot that up your nose. People get weird under pressure and make bad decisions. It's hard to mess a nasal spray up. When mixing the powder solution it's usually only 1mg powder in 1mL of sterile water. Don't be tricked into thinking it's anything other than sterile water in the needle. It ain't that special. Since, it is usually only 1ml you can totally shoot it in an arm. Although this isn't practical when you're performing the deed on yourself.