not even getting the confident endorsement from the developer

Maybe you want sunshine and rainbows instead, rather than the reality you don't want to hear?

Hey, this is a totally awesome and fully finished app that does everything you expect it to do, and more! I fully endorse this product, it's totally done! I won't tell you the actual state of the app and the work ahead. Wo0o0oh0o0o0o! Positive message!

How's that?