"Bang Bang Bang... Down they go, it's just a job I do." - Phil Collins
Now I know what your thinking as a Hivonian who chose to read this opening title and first paragraph. Your thinking why is this most awesome 
Would You Like Some Fries With That?
But you see that is simply not the case here. This is just a simple hook to get you curious enough to read my third grade rated writings. Now you could choose to be a wanker and move along with that 10 second attention span you have. Or you could choose to read on and see what I did for my Pennsyl-Tucky piss poor farm boys first real paying employment outside of farming.
The choice is yours. Choose wisely or be labeled...
My first official employment where the government grifters stole a large portion of my earnings thru the legalized theft labeled as taxes. That first paying job was at a place you will all recognize I am sure.
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Thaaaazzz Right Wankers. My first job was flipping burgers off da grill and onto buns at the world famous McDonalds restaurant franchise. A $3.35 an hour Gig that at 16 years of age in the evenings after school robbed me of what little free time and childhood life I had left. A shitty job for a Kid in a shitty situation. But the shitty little bit of monies it payed was like striking it rich big time for a kid with absolutely nothing. It bought me my first car and made me feel like a king.
My Nephew Eating McDonalds Crap 1986
So as always thanks for not being a wanker and wanking eating along with KrazzyTrukker on this McD's 9,999,999,999,999,354,999th shit sandwich sold #weekend-engagement
ok... maybe not
