Today is the day you meet your maker. The one and only, Cheesus Christ. Cheesus Christ will preach his word of wisdom. It is written in the book of Parmesan Cheese Chapter 1 verse 1.
Don't take it personally guys. This is just a distress broadcast from haven. Now let us proceed my fellowship.
A man was sitting on a park bench with hi right hand resting on an open Bible. He was loudly preaching his praise to God. "Hallelujah! Hallelujah! God is great!" he preach so loud without worrying whether anyone heard him or not.
Shortly after, along came another man who had recently completed some studies at a local university. Feeling himself very enlightened in the ways of truth and very eager to show this enlightenment, he asked the preacher about the source of his joy.
"Hey" asked the preacher in return with a bright laugh, "Don't you have any idea what God is able to do? I just read that God opened up the waves of the Red Sea and led the whole nation of Israel right through the middle."
The enlightened man laughed lightly, sat down next to the preacher and began to try to open his eyes to the "realities" of the miracles of the Bible. "That can all be very easily explained. Modern scholarship has shown that the Red Sea in that area was only 10-inches deep at that time. It was no problem for the Israelites to wade across."
The preacher was stumped. His eyes wandered from the man back to the Bible laying open in his lap. The man, content that he had enlightened a poor, naive young person to the finer points of scientific insight, turned to go. Scarcely had he taken two steps when the preacher began to rejoice and praise louder than before. The man turned to ask the reason for this resumed jubilation.
"Wow!" exclaimed the preacher happily, "God is greater than I thought! Not only did He lead the whole nation of Israel through the Red Sea, He topped it off by drowning the whole Egyptian army in 10 inches of water!"
