Michelle Connor suspected something was a little off when her ugly mum tried to scrub her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly intelligent yeti, Matt Superhalk, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Matt proved to be witty and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with hopping. Michelle soon learnt that Matt had taken an oath never to taste a human being.
When Michelle's ugly mum is injured in a bear baiting accident, Michelle realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Matt'smurderous tendencies and murderous tendencies, Michelle finds herself falling for the yeti. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her.
One night, a zombie appears before Michelle and warns her of a darkness within Matt. The zombie gives Michelle the peculiar pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a intelligent yeti.
Will Michelle find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly frightened? (Hint: yes!)
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