It's times like these that you are glad that you can read Chinese, and not have to deal with clueless English newspapers. I summarized the PBC announcement @Is the news out of China about banks & bitcoins

Here a couple that I think are kinda funny… A man walks into a bar and he orders 10 times more drinks than everyone else. The bar man says “Now that’s an order of magnitude”. Not Strictly a Math Joke,

Have you not noticed that love is silence? It may be while holding the hand of another, or looking lovingly at a child, or taking in the beauty of an evening. Love has no past or future, and so it is with