No way, even in the shower I try to squeeze 2 or 3 small pieces together, they always fall apart and well, the rest is history. Jar of water ? This begs the question, isn't bathroom soap only good for, the body. Logically it won't work on plates right ? my plate containing eggs, bacon, hash browns, smelling like lavender or pink rose would put me off! just saying. I still liked your post :-)