i wanted to play a joke on my mom so i hid under her bed all evening to wait for her to come to bed. i'd brought apple juice to pour on her sheets and pretend like i had peed, already thinking about it i was laughing to myself but i had to stifle it because i hear the door open.

after she had gotten onto the bed, i slowly crept out. i got ready, and i threw apple juice onto the bed!

i heard her make a noise and then a deep groan. there was a man with her. and my joke didn't work. i just got it all over this man. but he was already deep in cider so he didn't even notice.

deep inside her, get it??

u know this was totally original LOL