I touched her breast. Then I slowly moved my fingers tracing the warm moist velvet; then I suddenly realized that I don't have any fingers.
I took a look at it and saw my palm hanging above the street. Below people gathered in crowds pointing fingers at my palm. I thought it wasn't that the city was so miniature, rather my palm was too big, and I didn't feel it.
Above me, somebody laughed. I looked up and saw her eyes among the clouds. She looked at me and laughed with her eyes. Because there was nothing else. The sunlight streamed through her eyes, and the contours of the clouds looked like golden rims. It was cool.
I wanted to get up and do something, but my palm and fingers didn't belong to me, and I wasn't sure about the location of up and down. So I decided that I would sleep, but a cat jumped on me with a furious MEOW, and I crushed down. Below me, I saw a vast field with many little flowers looking at me in horror. I waved at them and tried to smile.
Somebody shook me, and I opened my eyes to see a group of apes wearing spectacles. The ape in the center shook its head sadly and handed me a bundle of papers. "Your Ph.D. is rejected" Then they turned and went away. I dropped the papers and observed how the wind scattered them. I cried in frustration. Then I tried to remember what my Ph.D. was about. This made me dizzy, and I slipped and fell somewhere.
Below me, I saw little flowers. They still looked at me in horror, but this time they brought anti-aircraft guns and started shooting at me. I wanted to tell them, that I didn't mean harm, but my tongue was somewhere else.
I needed to find my tongue. I tried to remember where last time I saw it, but I couldn't. I went to the police to report missing tongue. The chameleon in a blue suit looked at me puzzled, and I tried to tell it about my missing tongue. I failed because my tongue was missing. The chameleon opened its mouth, and its long tongue flicked out, I snatched it and ran away. When I looked back, I saw a group of apes running after me angrily waving a bundle of papers. I felt sad because I knew it was my Ph.D., and it was rejected.
How did I know that? I looked up and saw her eyes in the clouds. They looked sad. I wanted to get up and do something, but I didn't know where the up and down. So I decided to sleep, but little flowers carrying bazookas surrounded me, and I jumped and dissolved into space.
There is dark space around me. There are no stars. I guess the Big Bang hasn't happened yet. I look at my watch. It's five minutes before the big bang. I sit and watch. Then a cat jumps at me with a loud MEOW, and I hear loud BANG in my ears. This is Big Bang
I see how quarks coalesce into protons and neutrons; I feel sour taste of background radiation on my tongue. I still have no idea where my tongue is, but it sends me messages. I see white sheets of paper floating in the vacuum. It's my Ph.D. A group of apes plays the violins, and the chameleon stands before them and waves its paws. The sound of violins reach my ears and torture me until I begin to crumble into small pieces. I need some sleep.