Women Can't Kill Me
Omo.... This days, things that is happening with conditions has made Crayfih to bend and as much I taught when I was still small, is actually not how am seeing it now as an adult, omo... they gave us bigger dreams and then as much with bigger expectation then but now those expectations and unachievable big dreams is now small in reality.
Na wetin made me, since I can't find the apple of my eye today when I got married, I decided to settle with the mango fruit I have in my hand, thinking fruit na fruit…
Well... I will honestly tell you that there is difference between the women saloon and men saloon, reason is that in men saloon they play a lot of musics while barbering and mind their business, but for women saloon, they don't even have light talk more of to buy sound system to play music rather there mouth is there sound system, well… why am I saying all this, is because I am not speaking based on assumption rather am speaking with experience I have already gotten.
There is one particular women's saloon along the road that leads to my working place, hmmm... Well I will tell you the ladies there starting from that so called there retired evil madam can gossip and make you feel like you are inferior product in the market, well it was actually a big challenge for me passing there every morning to work, Because some time I have to take High blood pressure (BP) drugs before I pass that shop, because only there laugh over me while passing will start making to think whether i didn't dress well, even to the extent that you will start thinking to dress well and follow the bush road to which is the appear way (Shortcut and bush road), all because I never marry, that's what they gossip over me every single day, but the funny part of it is that there so called madam is a retired prostitute who claim to be a prophetess that is married to a drunkard and a smoker.
With all this there's mockery gossip whenever I am passing by, made me decide to make a decision and marry one of my church members in our church choir, thinking that is where the problem ends, without knowing that my journey is still far. As a guy, I have to marry someone I senior well. That really made me understand that marrying that girl below that age of 22 years is the most stressful relationship or marriage you ever encounter as a man, well... I will tell you that those set of people seem like they don't know what they really want in life, because there immaturity will make you start wondering why they breastfeed them with thin Milk🥛without know that thy know what they are doing.
Omo… it wasn't easy for me as as man as I got married to this disturbing kid in human nature, moving around like the devil 😈 looking for who to devour, well this lady by name "Smally" sleep all the night and day time just to wake up and call me Honey.. have you wash those plates and and warm the soup, well... As if that one is not even enough to tolerate from her, sometimes she will be like Honey.. I dreamed where I was being chased on with Cutlass by me, Who?? No wonder even with little misunderstanding in the house, she will be like come and open the door I want to go back to my papa house,
Nothing weh man no go marry as wife, those attitudes start making me think all whether she is well at all before marrying her, to the extent that one night she jumps up from bed we are sleeping together peacefully and starts painting telling me that am chasing her with Gun, do you say Gun? Omo... See me weh no even get the list kitchen knife 🔪 for House.
With all this and more I was seeing and passing through from her made me start thinking that I have married a heavy duty truck, that's when I started considering taking her to the prayer house for deliverance. So I have to tell one of my dear friends about this story. His reply surprised me, he said that both of us need to go to the psychiatric hospital, and now asked him do you mean me and her?, what did I do? He now replied to me that if I can marry someone that dreams such a dream means that is not normal also… Haa.. do you say I am not normal? I was vexed and left out of anger and went home.
That is when i told one of my other friend about this and he buy to my idea and he suggested there is a place to take her because of what is happening to her is more of the spiritual thing than the physical, then I bought everything possible and make unimaginable promises without telling her where we are taking her to, reaching the place, waiting.... I saw the Saloon evil madam that owns the saloon shop that her gossip led me to this problem, because they said marriage is for better or for worse, is not for me ooh.
I left them there and went home, wondering how evil cast evil out. That was what made me understand that not every girl who puts on wigs looks beautiful, some look like retired evil spirits in human form.
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