Earlier this month, February, a friend of mine who recently packed out of our street to another met a woman in her 40s for fun-friendship. I do not need to explain what fun-friendship means.
When I found out about it, I was very surprised because the woman looks really old, and although this friend of mine is not a baby boy either, the difference was just too obvious. The guy has a small stature, while the woman is big. I knew they were only going to date for fun; that was the vibe I sensed, and my friend agreed too. But when he told me that the woman has no child at that almost-menopause age, I immediately knew the lady would be very desperate to get pregnant and have a baby...so she wouldn't agree with any rubber protection during bed, sofa, floor or kitchen intimacy.
After they had fun consecutively, my friend got tired of everything and started creating distance. Meanwhile, the lady had fallen deeply in love, or let me say, the way the guy gave "it" to her made her always want him around. But the guy had started losing interest and was already avoiding her.
Guess what?
Last week Saturday, my friend told me that the lady is pregnant, and she is not willing to do what this wicked world always suggests at that stage....abortion.
*"Haaaa! You’re in a big mess ooh! How are you going to handle it? Are you going to marry her, someone older than you and looking like your mother?"* I asked.
*"Guy, to be sincere, I do not have plans to have her as a wife. Come on, can’t you see she’s looking like my mother?"* he replied with a pitiful face.
*"Okay, so it’s now you know she’s looking like your mother? But there’s no issue as long as the other side is looking like a 20-year-old girl,"* I said, and we both burst into laughter.
As it stands now, my friend’s dad does not support his children marrying from other tribes, and the pregnant lady is from one of those far-away tribes where their dowry can be measured up to 3 BTC. Fortunately for my friend, his net worth is not even up to 0.09 BTC.
The battle is on. The lady is desperate to have a child because age is no longer on her side, and she is not willing to abort. Meanwhile, the guy only went to meet her for fun and is not ready for a serious relationship. This is like a Nollywood movie and I'm waiting for the *block* in the *buster* to start because it's gonna be loud.
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