Disclaimer: Please if you're below 11years, do not read further. Thank you
For the past three days, there has been a trending, hot debate online on Twitter NG, and for the first time, I stayed back to read, watch, and laugh at the whole moment.
This is the story:
A couple (celebrities) had their wedding, and a very famous gospel singer was invited to minister and during the ministration of the gospel singer, the wife lost control. You know how ladies used to faint whenever Michael Jackson was performing in those days? That's exactly what happened to this lady. She lost control, left her husband on the dancing stage, forgot her manners and went to give the gospel singer a BJ.
"Oh my God Kingsley! That's not a BJ, for God's sake! Where did you get that from?"
Nigerians reading this would be saying this by now, but let me tell you.
If you say it's not a BJ, then what is it? Didn't she do the following?
Didn't she crawled on her knees to go meet the man?
Didn't she hug the gospel singer while kneeling down? I mean, didn't she grab the leg and the waist?
Above all, didn't she place her face on the zip part of the trouser? I bet you, it takes only "Deputy Mary" to get close to a guy like that and don't feel anything. She must have measured what she's not supposed to measure with her microscope eyes.
Oh! If the gospel singer was smelling nice, it's a hit already!
All this time, the husband (the groom) was standing helplessly and smiling, watching romantic movies before her eyes. Yes, he's smiling because the gospel artist is a spirit, and spirits don't get "tinini tanana"(arousal).
It's a normal thing to go to 'Gaga' for an artist at your wedding, just like the way we've seen on Michael Jackson's shows. So what's the issue with this? She just knelt down out of excitement and nothing more.
Okay, this has been the argument on the space since last week, while others have taken it to support her actions, and a majority of people—in fact, 95% of Nigerians—are against it because of recent happenings.
Let me go further with this:
In my country, ladies, women, and wives worship pastors and gospel singers, popularly known as evangelists. Maybe these ladies think these people have the key and padlock to heaven. If you asked a lady to choose who to date between a football player (who has money) and an ordinary church singer, she would pick the church singer.
This has happened to me countless times.
There was a time I was trying to cart my way into this beautiful lady's heart. I did everything a guy does to win a heart, but this lady left me to be an ordinary church keyboardist. I was hurt because I was better than this guy in all aspects. I have fair skin, for that matter!
Like what I was saying, a lot of marriages have been destroyed because of how wives are devoted to these people of God, whom they commonly call Daddy. With the way the situation is in my country, a man of God can tell a lady to move away from her husband's church, and she would do that without double-thinking.
Sometime last month, I was listening to a radio program where they were comparing how wives serve food to clergymen when they visit their home to how they serve their husbands at home.
Instead of the normal one lap of chicken they serve their husband, they would add three laps, six pieces of beef, fish, and wine and they would kneel down to present such food to him. Sometimes I just wish I'm a pastor!
Thanks for reading.
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