WARNING: This is something done for humor, combining half-truth with hyperbole and utter nonsense. Do not try to post anything hateful or malicious in the comments, you will be flagged, and I would encourage others to flag you aswell. Keep in mind we're just having a fun laugh.
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#31 - Status ($0.58)
Ethereum sent
Turns crypto into money
Paypal for Ether
#32 - Steem ($7.39)
$6 for good posts
$200 for awful ones
$3,000 for scams
#33 - Siacoin ($0.04)
Ten times cheaper than
Amazon if you only
Have 1 terabyte?
#34 - Bytecoin ($0.01)
Eight bits are a byte
So why isn't this worth that
I don't really know
#35 - Komodo ($9.84)
Blockchain solutions
Is this business or crypto
Don't know what it is
#36 - Hshare ($24.99)
New store of value
Worth a billion dollars still
Will $50 come
#37 - Dogecoin ($0.09)
If buy much much wow
So very wow if you buy
Fortune, such money
#38 - Golem ($1.16)
Newest thing for net
Instead of transactions, you
Join the hivemind
#39 - Vechain ($3.56)
What is Vechain, I
Can't do research because the
Site is in Chinese
#40 - Digibyte ($0.10)
Secure blockchain tech
Send transactions instantly
Takes itself forward