WARNING: This is something done for humor, combining half-truth with hyperbole and utter nonsense. Do not try to post anything hateful or malicious in the comments, you will be flagged, and I would encourage others to flag you aswell. Keep in mind we're just having a fun laugh.
Okay, a third one of these posts?
Can do. But what am I supposed to put in my intro? My life story?
#21 - ICON ($6.42)
Coin icon nico
Ocni ocin coni noi
Onic oinc noci
#22 - Lisk ($21.28)
We are amazing
Because we run on blockchain
No crypto's done that
#23 - OmiseGO ($19.63)
Digital wallets
No bank account is needed
Down ninety percent
#24 - Bitshares ($0.77)
Coin stability
Fast and very fluid trades
Performance extreme
#25 - ZCash ($605.54)
Internet money
Runs on digital blockchain
Not original
#26 - Ardor ($1.62)
Just for businesses
Energy efficient with
Futuristic tech
#27 - Stratis ($16.12)
Blockchain is easy
A six year old can now send
Twelve thousand dollars
#28 - Populous ($42.51)
Send invoices fast
You owe me ten thousands bucks
Pay up now you scrub
#29 - Tether ($1.01)
Did you know that we
Are in the digital age
Nobody knew that
#30 - Waves ($12.60)
We actually look
Like we're trying to make a
High quality coin