WARNING: This is something done for humor, combining half-truth with hyperbole and utter nonsense. Do not try to post anything hateful or malicious in the comments, you will be flagged, and I would encourage others to flag you aswell. Keep in mind we're just having a fun laugh.
So I looked all over the Internet, and I noticed something odd. There are thousands of cryptocurrencies, too many to research, too many to know a lick about. Why not have an easy guide, showing each one in a haiku?
Ten per post, going by the order on Coinmarketcap.
Okay, let's not sit around here, time to get started!
#1 - Bitcoin ($14,097)
The king of crypto
Buy and be a millionaire
Fifty dollar fees
#2 - Ripple ($2.22)
Ripple's gonna do
The thing that it just did last
Triple yet again
#3 - Ethereum ($750.61)
Hey look at me now
I've got some great ROI..
..Like everyone else
#4 - Bitcoin Cash ($2,538)
Hey look, I'm bitcoin
But I'm a heckton better
At being hated
#5 - Cardano ($0.73)
What the heck am I
Nobody's heard of me but
I'm one of the top
#6 - Litecoin ($233.45)
Money, money, yeah
Money, money, money, and
Money, money, yeah
#7 - Iota ($3.60)
Ten thousand dollars
Is on the radar as this
Is the next bitcoin
#8 - NEM ($1.00)
Nine billion supply
I have assets, yes I do
I'm your average coin
#9 - Dash ($1,080)
Oops, I sent one Dash
To everybody I know
Now what do I do
#10 - Stellar ($0.34)
Nobody's heard of this
Cosmic wizard currency
Just your average star
Love,
Kilo