Alienbutt shrugged and reached over to grab his boots from behind his seat where he had thrown them. The red boots were now looking very battered, and were missing more buckles than they had left. Looking

we can do follow for follow and upvote each other :)

A lady gets on a public bus. Without saying a word, she gestures to the bus driver by sticking her thumb on her nose and waving her fingers at the driver. The driver acknowledges the lady, turns to her