Funniest jokes......

A bell rings in a flat,

And the woman who is alone in the house ...
The door opens ...

Monk: "Mai, give alms."

Woman: "Take, Maharaj ..."

Monk: "Mai ..., just cross this door and come out."

He crosses the door and comes out.

Monk (catching him):
"Hahaha...
I am not a beggar, I am Ravana! "

Female:
"Hahaha...
I said,
I'm sorry. "

The picture is still pending ...

Ravana :
"Hahaha..
Sita has been abducting till today,
Mandodari will be happy if you take it. He also needs Kamwali Bai ... "
Female :
"Hahaha...
Pagle, only Rama came to find Sita ...

The whole society will come to me. "